FUNNY SMS

Dear SRK,

tera wo bakwaas romance karna....

Tera wo itna buddha hokar bhi kat ko kiss

karna...

Woh tera boring acting karna...

Woh teri slow story ko aur slow karna... Woh tera 3 ghante mera time waste

karna..

Nahi bhuluga mai...

Jab tak hai jaan

jab tak hai jaan.

Teacher : student what u want to do in future.

Rahul:I want to become pilot

Mubin:I want to become Police

Deepika:I want to be a mother...

Or puppu:I will help deepika :

Agar trains k Naam indian actress ke

Naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi hoti:::->

Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi hai.

Tabbu k neeche aake ek aadmi

khatam.

Accident mein mallika ki pichli

bogey tabaah ho gayi hai.

Tez raftaar ki wajah se kangana

patri se utar gayi hai.

Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad

mein ijaafa.

Rani chalte chalte bandh ho gayi.

Vidya ki body change karne ka

faisla.

KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI

DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI "GIRAFTAAR"http://nitishsingh34.blogspot.in/

After Examination-

1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,

2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,

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3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai,

4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,

Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar

Aasmaan bhi ro padaa

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Jab Larkion kay Number se Bhari

hui Sim Gum ho gayi...!!

Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb

hote hai?

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Jab ladkiya puchti hai ki mai kesi

lag rahi hu

A Very Bad News For All Girls !!
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Ap Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sakti ... 

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
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Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so
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rahi hai.
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Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein
phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool
hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number